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Updates on my stomach haha

Yes, more about my stomach.

A future doctor told me that apparently if you eat and go to sleep right away, it can cause winds in your stomach ! I am guilty of having my meals before sleeping because that's usually when I feel the hungriest so maybe that is why I constantly have winds in my stomach. But the other day I ate too much while talking and drinking while eating, my stomach hurts so bad to the point where I was sweating and dying. I know that drinking while eating is very bad, but I could not help it. Once, Nuso put my drinks (two glasses of water haha) away because I kept drinking while eating. The reason why I do that is because I need to ensure that I will finish my drink at the same time when I finish my meal. So that the aftertaste of the food will linger around my mouth longer hahahaha is that disgusting? I hope not.

But future doctor told me to buy charcoal pills because it can help me to get rid of the wind. And also to drink teh halia. I drank teh halia once, it was bad, very bad. Not sure if I want to go there again. Why do good things taste bad? I also discovered that warm/hot drinks and soup can help to get rid of the wind too. But I dont drink hot drinks so soups work just fine for me. Today I ate a maggi hot cup for lunch and I have been burping all the wind out hahaha. My brother told me that I don't fart but that is a lie. With this many wind in my stomach, I need an extra hole to let it all out. Hahahahaha what am I talking about.

I think I've said this before, but I think I need a massage, to get rid of all this extra wind in my stomach because I cannot take it anymore. The discomfort, the uneasiness, it also makes it hard for me to sleep. There are days where I need to sleep facing down with a pillow under my stomach because that's the only comfortable position for me, and also because I am hoping that the pressure will push the wind out of me. Haha Hawa and her theories.

But these days I sit in front of a fan directly in front of my face, I wonder if that contributes to my stomachache too. I hope not, because the office is hot and this is the fastest way to make this office colder, also to make me less sweaty hahaha. I wish I can talk about my stomach to someone who would respond accordingly, but I don't think anybody would have the time to talk about my stomach problems. So I am forcing all of you to read this. Haha. Okay guys, happy weekend !

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