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Sign of Old Age

The other day I read some facts about milk and I was laughing at the fact that most adult can't consume milk. It was funny because what would they eat their cereal with, water? The thing is, I can't drink or eat condensed milk for about five years already. Once I drank a glass of bandung and I got sick and almost fainted while walking to the Surau. Hehe I am always very dramatic. You can expect that kind of thing from me. But condensed milk is not really milk right? My definition of milk is the one that you drink out of the box, not from the can. So I believe that I am only allergic to fake milk.

But then, today I at a bowl of cereal for dinner (rebellious, I know) and then I couldn't stand up straight till now. My tummy was super gassy only God can help me. Then I google-d about it and guess what, I AM ALLERGIC TO MILK. Look who's laughing now. Definitely not me. I have class at 8.30 and a meeting with my SV but my biggest concern now is will I be able to walk to my faculty. Can I ask Nanad to carry me there haha.

Okay, I shall go now. Bye.

(This kind of post is not the kind that my lecturer would appreciate. Thesis statement tak ada, supporting details merata, ayat tunggang langgang. Tapi I tak sihat so takpelahkan. Hehe)

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