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ittewww seksi itteww tawwwwuuu

Dimanakan ku cari ganti....

Manakan sama Ikan keli di kaki lima....

Lima enam ikan boleh dipancing

Manakan sama nussow seorang

Aicewah. Macam kakak nussow tak? Haha .   Mulai harini saya akan menjadi akauntan seorang pemboros semulajadi.

Jadi kita haruslah sama2 berdoa suapaya beliau dijodohkan dengan wanita yang reti mengurus kewangan.

Memandangkan bulan ni bulan paling happening diantara 12 bulan ni, saya dengan ini mengisytiharkan bahawasanya saya sebenarnya seorang yang cool la jugak. kehkehkeh. malu la ittewww.

Pagi tadi dikejutkan dengan kilat sabung menyabung yang menyeramkan. dah macam scene dalam Dean Koontz The Taking. serius menakutkan. Macam bom sebelah rumah.

Cakap pasal bom, saya dah lama tak main bomberman. tu je nak cakap pasal bom

Oh roti bom pon dah lama tak makan.

Roti perancis kat perancis, roti boy?


Saya mendapati saya dah tak suka kat top dah. dia terlalu hensem bagiku. aicewah.

ada banyak pengakuan malam ni, antaranya ialah saya sebenarnya camwhore sejati. Saya ada banyak aplikasi kamera dalam Hero Terlampau Cantik saya.

Sejak dua menjak ni terasa macam dah dewasa, sebab kita dah nak ambil lesen esok. hehehe. tapi kelas 7 jam. =____________________="

Tapi takpe, saya optimis terhadap kehidupan. dan mungkin mencari kawan baru disana. Kriteria haruslah hensem macam TOP, tinggi macam TOP, boleh menari macam TOP. kehkehkeh.

hey, McD ni banyak lipas lah.

nanti saya nak pergi jauh dari semenanjung. nak bawak balik kucinglah. ekekekeke.

mula kata ada pantun, akhir kata pon nak ada pantunlah



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Comments

fith said…
haha.kak hawa baru nak amik lesen eh? kita dah legal driver dahhh :P
April 3, 2012 at 5:58 PM
Hawa Power said…
Ceit. Hahaha. Kte kan muda so amek lambat lambat ahahaa
April 4, 2012 at 5:25 AM
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