*Talks about baby*
"Euw, geli gila panggil baby"
"Oi, I was talking about a real baby lah"
"Oh ingat panggil kita baby"
Biasanya kalau pergi melawat bayi, ini yang saya akan buat. Ikut ibu pergi ke rumah bayi, makan, tengok bayi dari jauh dan balik. Sebabnya biasanya tak rapat dengan ibu bayi, dan juga ibu bayi biasanya nampak sangan protective terhadap bayi dia maka basic instinct adalah untuk menjauhi bayi. You don't trust me? Okay pergi melawat mana mana ibu baru lepas bersalin, tengok berapa kali dia pegang dan dukung anak dia. Lepas tu mesti nak bagi bayi makan masa tu jugak. Hm. Tak mencurigakan ke. Hahahahahaha okay I am just kidding. Sorry mothers.
Tapi sejak beberapa bulan kebelakangan ini, asyik baca pasal penjagaan bayi dan ibu bersalin dan macam macam hal berkaitanlah. Lepas tu jadi macam confident pulak nak jumpa bayi. Mestilah, dah study banyak banyak kan haha. Masa Nur nak bersalin pun asyik bagi dia tips yang tak sure lah betul ke tak untuk general public sebab dia tu kebanyakkannya pengalaman sendiri. Haha tapi share jelah kan, bukannya Nur ni banyak kawan mak mak pun. I sacrifice lah for her.
Teori tak sama macam amali ya. Tapi macam biasa, manusia cepat lupa. Bila pergi rumah Nur, I sat next to the baby and cuit cuit je. Tiq was constantly poking him (his face to be exact) because Nur said we can wake him up. Zue was pouring tea. Into cups lah okay not on the baby. Just imagine Zue pouring tea on the baby hahahahaha. The baby was super fragile okay. I was scared so I did not pick him up. I just looked at him with love. Eceh
*Baby yawned*
AHHHHHHHH
*Baby smiled in his sleep*
AHHHHHHHH
*Baby moved hand*
OH MY GOD HE'S WAVING AT US
That was us the entire time. So embarrassing. Not cool at all. Oh by the way, after the baby took his bath, Nur's mom asked who wants to hold the baby, I sat the closest to her but I just said not me hahaha. But then because it was the only logical thing to do, I said yes and she put the baby on me. I took a picture of me looking motherly hahaha and then suddenly baby is hungry so Nur took him to feed him.
Oh, we brought food to eat with Nur and her family but it was only us and Kajai who ate it. We bought food that we think Nur can eat too but we failed because nothing can be eaten by her haha. Why am I laughing at people's misery? Nur's mom sat with us and told us the basic about pantang. Adoi. Everything cannot eat, cannot drink, cannot do. It's good for you but not so fun. The only good thing is now you have a baby. But I used to spend my semester break by laying on the bed, bertungku with my hot laptop, barely eating anything and just staying in my room and not see the sunlight so I think I would be excellent at pantang.
Now my uterus is itchy craving for a baby. HAHAHAHA that is a weird thing to say, tapi kelakarkan? I said it to Nanad and she asked me "Hawa, are you horny?" haha no. And why would she think I would tell her if I'm horny? But the answer is no okay. Why are we talking about this?
Btw, I am going to see Nur's baby again today ! Hahaha okay bye gotta workkkk
"Euw, geli gila panggil baby"
"Oi, I was talking about a real baby lah"
"Oh ingat panggil kita baby"
Biasanya kalau pergi melawat bayi, ini yang saya akan buat. Ikut ibu pergi ke rumah bayi, makan, tengok bayi dari jauh dan balik. Sebabnya biasanya tak rapat dengan ibu bayi, dan juga ibu bayi biasanya nampak sangan protective terhadap bayi dia maka basic instinct adalah untuk menjauhi bayi. You don't trust me? Okay pergi melawat mana mana ibu baru lepas bersalin, tengok berapa kali dia pegang dan dukung anak dia. Lepas tu mesti nak bagi bayi makan masa tu jugak. Hm. Tak mencurigakan ke. Hahahahahaha okay I am just kidding. Sorry mothers.
Tapi sejak beberapa bulan kebelakangan ini, asyik baca pasal penjagaan bayi dan ibu bersalin dan macam macam hal berkaitanlah. Lepas tu jadi macam confident pulak nak jumpa bayi. Mestilah, dah study banyak banyak kan haha. Masa Nur nak bersalin pun asyik bagi dia tips yang tak sure lah betul ke tak untuk general public sebab dia tu kebanyakkannya pengalaman sendiri. Haha tapi share jelah kan, bukannya Nur ni banyak kawan mak mak pun. I sacrifice lah for her.
Teori tak sama macam amali ya. Tapi macam biasa, manusia cepat lupa. Bila pergi rumah Nur, I sat next to the baby and cuit cuit je. Tiq was constantly poking him (his face to be exact) because Nur said we can wake him up. Zue was pouring tea. Into cups lah okay not on the baby. Just imagine Zue pouring tea on the baby hahahahaha. The baby was super fragile okay. I was scared so I did not pick him up. I just looked at him with love. Eceh
*Baby yawned*
AHHHHHHHH
*Baby smiled in his sleep*
AHHHHHHHH
*Baby moved hand*
OH MY GOD HE'S WAVING AT US
That was us the entire time. So embarrassing. Not cool at all. Oh by the way, after the baby took his bath, Nur's mom asked who wants to hold the baby, I sat the closest to her but I just said not me hahaha. But then because it was the only logical thing to do, I said yes and she put the baby on me. I took a picture of me looking motherly hahaha and then suddenly baby is hungry so Nur took him to feed him.
Oh, we brought food to eat with Nur and her family but it was only us and Kajai who ate it. We bought food that we think Nur can eat too but we failed because nothing can be eaten by her haha. Why am I laughing at people's misery? Nur's mom sat with us and told us the basic about pantang. Adoi. Everything cannot eat, cannot drink, cannot do. It's good for you but not so fun. The only good thing is now you have a baby. But I used to spend my semester break by laying on the bed, bertungku with my hot laptop, barely eating anything and just staying in my room and not see the sunlight so I think I would be excellent at pantang.
Now my uterus is itchy craving for a baby. HAHAHAHA that is a weird thing to say, tapi kelakarkan? I said it to Nanad and she asked me "Hawa, are you horny?" haha no. And why would she think I would tell her if I'm horny? But the answer is no okay. Why are we talking about this?
Btw, I am going to see Nur's baby again today ! Hahaha okay bye gotta workkkk
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