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Merdeka !

Hari ini hari terakhir saya menjadi pelajar degree part 2 di Shah Alam. Rasa macam dah lama duduk di Shah Alam tetapi rupa rupanya masih ada 6 semester untuk graduate. Doalah saya tak perlu repeat sem sebab UV di Shah Alam sangat tinggi dan boleh kena kanser kulit. Menakutkan okay kadar kepanasan di Shah Alam ini. Tetapi Petaling Jaya juga sama kadar kepanasannya. Semua orang sila selamatkan diri daripada bahang ini.

Hari ini hari nyanyuk sebab yakin sungguh hari ini 11 May. Begitu yakin sehingga slip kehadiran peperiksaan dan kertas peperiksaan pun tulis tarikh yang sama. Kalau siapa siapa nak bagi saya jam tangan, saya nak yang bertali besi, berwarna pink, dan menunjukkan tarikh. Kalau ada kompas sekali pun cool jugak. Oh awak semua tahu tak hari jadi saya dah makin dekat?

Saya sedang buat list untuk buat apa cuti ni. Ibu dah book saya untuk bekerja dengan beliau. Harap harap sekejap je sebab banyak lagi benda yang lebih menarik daripada bekerja sambil memakai tudung secara huru hara, baju terlebih besar sebab pakai baju abah masa pergi kerja, seluar slack longgar lompat lompat boleh tercabut dan memakai kasut ibu yang agak ketat. MasyaAllah sila jangan jumpa saya masa bekerja. Haha

Saya akan kembali aktif dengan MonaVie. Doakan saya doakan saya doakan saya. Kepada siapa siapa yang tak tahu nak buat apa malam Khamis lepas tu macam tiba tiba terasa nak cari ilmu free dan lepak di kedai Kelantan dengan saya, call lah ya!

Siapa siapa yang rasa nak rasa MonaVie secara percuma pun bolehlah call jugak. Tak ada masalah. Kalau dekat, saya pergi sambil bawa sebotol lepas tu bagi awak minum 60ml sahaja hahahahaha.

Okaylah doakan saya supaya tidak gemuk sebab Scientist yang saya dengar ceramah dia hari tu cakap siapa obesiti cepat mati. Lagi cepat dari orang merokok. Dan saya tak nak mati cepat. Tapi kalau makin tua makin buat banyak dosa, Tuhan, cabut jelah nyawa saya sebab saya taknak banyak dosa.

Sekian sahaja post saya untuk kali ini. Sehingga bertemu lagi ! :D

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