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Semalam boleh dikatakan hari yang agak shitty. Nasib baik saya survive.

Bangun pagi pukul 8 pagi walaupun koko pukul 10. Baju dah semangat iron malam sebelum tu. Waktu bangun tu rasa penuh bersemangat. Lepas tu mandi, berak, pakai baju, minum monavie yang dibancuh khas oleh Nussow, makan cereal, tengok kartun. Semuanya kelihatan normal. Lalu saya melangkah keluar. Rasanya mungkin keluar dengan kaki kiri maka kuraaaaaaaaaaaang berkat.

Mula mula tunggu bas. Lepas tu datanglah bas CityLiner. Lepas tu teragak agaklah naik. Dah semangat naik ni, rupa rupanya bas tak pergi pun tempat tu. Maka turun balik dengan perasaan agak malu. Lepas tu tunggu lama sikit akhirnya sampailah bas 529. Dah naik tu maka mulalah cari wang dalam purse. Purse tinggal. Dem dem dem. Macam mana nak balik?

Ingatkan sampai disitu jelah nasib buruk saya. Lepas tu ada budak pbsm turun kat satu tempat. Sebab yakin dengan budak tu, maka turun kat tempat yang sama (dekat dengan menara). Lepas tu buat muka yakin dan jalan pergi ke tempat Koko. Tengok jam ada lagi 35 minit. Maka tersenyum riang sebab ada banyak lagi masa. Lepas tu jalan jalan jalan jalan jalan jalan jalan jalan masih tak jumpa tempat tu. Dah mula rasa gentar dah. Jalan lagi tengok tengok sampai balik dekat tempat mula mula sampai. Dem dem. Lepas tu tawakal je. Eja cakap kalau tak jumpa balik terus. Haha. Tapi Alhamdulillah, jumpa. Bonus lagi satu, lepas selongkar poket seluar, jumpa RM6 hoho.

Lepas dah berpeluh peluh tu pergilah tempat perjumpaan. Semua orang pakai baju yang sama. Tapi beza antara saya dan mereka adalah, saya tak pakai topi. Dem dem. Tertinggal topi kat rumah. Haih. Kalau tinggal maknanya kena dendalah. Masa tu rasa nak balik rumah semula dah. Tapi gagahkan diri untuk stay. Lepas dah nyanyi lagu Negaraku apa bagai semua, komander pun checklah sahsiah rupa diri. Siapa tak lengkap kena pergi tepi, buat platun lain. Dendanya, 3 round lari. Dem dem. Tapi sebelum tu ada part yang kelakar, budak lelaki yang tak shave, komander bagi shaver dan suruh shave masa tu jugak. Hahaha kelakar macam bengong.

Bila dah habis adegan cukur mencukur di khalayak ramai, berlarilah kami secara bergerombolan. Lepas tu masa round ke2, brooch pulak dah hilang. Tapi bukan yang kat bawah muka tu, yang pin kat bawah sikit untuk tak kasi tudung terbang terbang. Maka larilah slow slow sebab dah semput dan mencari brooch, last last tak jumpa pun.

Sekarang dah penat nak type. Jadi cerita secara summary je. Lepas tu kitorang dapat taklimat, kemudian rasa nak pengsan, lepas tu pergi toilet secara terumbang ambing, lepas tu kawad, lepas tu dapat instrument tapi saya dapat instrument yang salah tapi dah fix maka tak boleh tukar sampai habis sem, lepas tu instrument berat, lepas tu komander cakap nak bakar bontot orang yang instrument tak angkat 90 darjah, lepas tu habis koko lewat, lepas tu pulang, lepas tu makan maggi je, lepas tu baru sedar itu je makanan yang ada kat rumah, lepas tu berlapar sampai pukul 4 pagi.

Okay, nampaknya sampai sini sahajalah saya nak mengadu. Penat nak type. Nanti pergilah ya ke hawapekjah.blogspot.com. Sekian, terima kasih.

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