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Demi Gandhi

You know what I need right now? A nice long shower. And someone to shampoo my hair. Okay I take that back suddenly remember the scene from that scary movie aaaaa why now Hawa

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One of Ibu's staff is going through a rough moment and apparently she took someone crazy to work with her haha. And she is living in our house. So sad seeing her going crazy now because she is a great cook and a generally nice person (when she's not creepy, like just smiling randomly at you a 1 a.m.)Ibu expected me to go and pujuk her but seeing her now, I really dont want to be anywhere near her. Even few days ago Ibu woke up to lock the boys' room because she's scared the staff is going to kill them. Now you know why I am paranoid about everything. I got it from my Mama !

Ibu really wanted to keep her as her staff but she is being difficult by not working and not eating at all. She is super weak right now that my mother had to force her to eat. I can hear the roar of all the abused maids if they know what she is doing. Even the other staff is surprised about how patient Ibu is because usually they said pther bosses will just smack her for being silly. Not sure why she's going all Gandhi on us but she's going home next week.

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Recently I've been communicating (hahaha) with a new male specimen ! I only gave him my email address because if he decides to be creepy, I can just block and delete the email account haha. But for now he's okay. Maybe because he's from a boarding school too so it is easier to click. 

One thing about me is that there are times where I found myself not speaking normally. And I am also in the Kelab Belajar Cakap Manis so I really cannot avoid myself from giving him annoying pick up lines haha. Good thing that he finds them funny haha.

I told myself to get 7 new friends this year and so far I got four I think. So far so good. 

OMG, just realised that all my new guy friends are younger than me, what the heck. Am I Demi Moore? Hemi Moore. Hemo Hemo Hemo. Kelakar ke ni? Okaylah, I'm going to finish my kuey teow now and do work. Byebye !

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