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Gigi Ilmu.

Beberapa hari yang lalu, Eja tak berapa sihat. Selepas beberapa hari, dia dah tak mampu terima kenyataan yang dia dah tak larat maka dia pun nak pergi Pusat Kesihatan. Sebab kami (The Divas) ni adalah sehati sejiwa, mana mungkin kami biarkan dia pergi berseorangan. Maka saya, Zue, Tiq dan Apek pun temanlah dia pergi situ. Sampai dekat sana, semangatlah nak buat check up. Bukan Eja je, semua orang. Haha. Tiq pergi check darah dia group apa. Apek pergi scaling gigi, Saya dan Zue pergi check gigi saja saja. Nama pun free. Rugilah kalau tak ambil kesempatan.

Ikuti perbualan saya dan doktor gigi.

D : Okay, gigi awak kenapa?
H : Gusi saya selalu bengkak. Susah nak gosok gigi.
D : Okay, duduk situ.
H : *duduk dengan selesa*
D : Nganga mulut. *cakap benda benda doktor gigi je faham*
D : Okay, ini masalah gigi bongsu. Nanti kalau awak nak cabut gigi tu, datanglah, nanti saya setkan appointment dengan Fakulti Pergigian. *Hulur pamphlet*
H : Tapi saya rasa bengkak ni sebab saya tonsil *in denial*. Tapi bukan selalu pun ni *in denial lagi*. Tengoklah macam mana *#LiesThatAlwaysWorked
H : Okay, terima kasih.

Maka keluarlah saya dari bilik doktor tu sambil membaca pamphlet tersebut. Nampaknya saya ada masalah gigi bongsu terimpak. Dalam erti kata lain, gigi terlalu besar maka baby teeth tak muat nak membesar. Maka dia akan sentiasa menjadi parasit. Cara cara nak buang gigi tu adalah dengan 

1. Suntikan bius secara setempat dilakukan sebelum pembedahan
2. Semasa pembedahan, gusi disekeliling gigi di potong dan sebahagian tulang dibuang dengan alat gerudi gigi.
3. Gigi dipotong dan dicungkil keluar.
4. Gusi yang dipotong ditutup dan dijahit.

Makanya, memang tak jadi apalah derrrr. Meme dop lah ambo nok cabuk gigi hok so ni. 

Dah alang alang cakap pasal gigi ni, minta maaf abe nuso sebab selalu cakap gigi awak besar. Sekian terima kasih. Byebye. :D

Baby teeth tu nama sebenar dia wisdom tooth. Tapikan saya comel omel. Ekeke. Benda paling bodoh buat hari ini : Google image gambar wisdom tooth removal.

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