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Dia cakap nama rapper aku How Wow.


Ibu saya cakap, benda yang tak boleh tulah yang paling best. 

Ayam goreng KFC lebih sedap dari ayam kukus. Tak pakai tali pinggang keledar lagi selesa dari terikat ketat pada kerusi. Peluk peluk dengan boyfriend lagi best dari stay single konon kononnya tak ada yang sayang. 

Kalau korang taknak setuju dengan contoh dia atas dengan berkata "saya tak suka makan fast food", "Saya pakai seatbelt tiap masa", "saya lebih selesa single", silalah faham yang saya tak peduli. Ini contoh sahaja. Eh tapi saya tak pernah peluk peluk dengan abang sayang sebab boyfriend sekarang dekat luar negara. Kehkehkeh. 

Pernah tak terfikir kenapa ada undang undang? Pernah tak terfikir kenapa Tuhan cakap macam ni, kenapa pemimpin cakap macam tu. Pernah tak terfikir kenapa ada guideline dalam hidup? Pernah tak terfikir kenapa ada Al-Quran, Bible, buku undang undang jalan raya dan resepi masakan? Rugilah hidup kau kalau kau tengok semua benda tu dan cakap benda tu semua tak berguna untuk kau. Sempitlah dunia kau kalau fikir macam tu.

Orang buat undang undang untuk kau selamat, nak bagi hidup kau senang. Dalam erti kata lain, undang undang ni wujud atas rasa sayang. Kalau cara pemandangan kau sempit, aku tak pastilah kau nampak ke tak benda ni.

Kalau kau mengamalkan hubungan sejenis, kau tak boleh derma darah sebab darah kau mungkin berpenyakit. Jadi tak perlu nak perjuangkan benda yang memudaratkan.

Kalau betul dia sayang/support/faham/cinta kau, dia takkan tolak kau masuk gaung.

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