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Patut Tak?

Patut tak nak cakap pasal Monavie? Tak payah pun takpe kot sebab bukan semua orang nak sihat dan semua orang dah power jadi tak perlu minum apa apa untuk anti cancer dan hilangkan rabun dan hilangkan resdung dan buang toksik dalam badan dan hilangkan asma, dan ubat eczema dan macam macam lagi. Yes, Semua orang power. Kan?

Tahun 2011 ni banyak benda rasa tak puas hati. Tapi dah 20 tahun maka tak boleh nak ikut hati sendiri. Dah tak boleh skip kelas semata mata rasa mengantuk. Dah tak boleh beli makanan cocok cocok sebab itu semuanya satu pembaziran. Aisy tak kena pun dengan topik -_-".  Sebab ada masa lagi 36 minit untuk kelas, jadi saya ingin kongsikan tips break up dengan kekasih bagi pihak lelaki. Sebabnya saya kan perempuan maka saya tahu apa yang penting. Kerjasama!

Okay, antara tips dia adalah,
1.cakap dengan baik baik. Walaupun tu perempuan jahat dan mintak pelempang, cakap je baik baik. Kalau ikutkan buat apa pun mesti cakap baik baik. Say no to bercakap secara rude :D
2. Jangan bagi harapan kat dia. Jangan cakap bukan saya tak suka awak, tapi sekarang bukan masanya. Ha kalau tak suka cakap tak suka. Kalau kau nak jugak bagi harapan macam tu, jangan nak salahkan perempuan tu kejar kejar kau pulak.
3. Kalau break up secara baik, jangan terus taknak kawan dengan dia. Bagi dia adjust dulu dengan keadaan kau adalah kawan, bukan boyfriend dia. Ada sesetengah perempuan dia memang anggap boyfriend dia tu dia punya the only tempat luahkan masalah, jadi jangan terus pergi takut dia terumbang ambing. Come on, jadi manusia sikit. Common sense lah. 
4. Kalau boleh jangan buat dekat tempat public. Walaupun orang tak ambil kisah apa kau nak buat, tapi nanti still perempuan tu akan rasa malu. Kalau saya, I would prefer tak jumpa orang tu. Bagitau through text ke, call ke.
5. Bagilah tau dia the real reason. Masa bagitahu tu mungkin dia akan rasa tak puas hati dengan kau, tapi lama lama nanti dia akan cakap yang kau ni tak worth it maka dia akan berlalu pergi dengan normal. Hihi.
6. Korang buatlah apa yang patut sebab saya tak pernah break up HAHAHAHA saya cakap based on observation je. :P

Saja nak cakap pasal benda ni sebab dalam masa 3 hari ada dua orang cakap pasal break up, dan break up adalah perkara remeh paling menyedihkan.

Apa apa pun, rakan rakan, semoga anda semua bahagia disamping keluarga dan kawan kawan :) Sekian, terima kasih.

Siapa nak tanya pasal Monavie boleh call saya 0122881452 hahahaha dah jadi macam Nussow :p

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